I never thought I’d see the day when a Nissan Micra was the most expensive member of our Fast Fleet, never mind the loudest, the most demanding and the scariest. But that day has arrived.

It may be colder in Canada, but they get cheap thrills courtesy of the new the Nissan Micra Cup edition, and we don't. The Micra Cup pits a field full of identical Micra hatchbacks prepared for ...